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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Happy Birthday to Jerome Clark

See this shite:

http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2006/nov/m27-003.shtml

http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2006/nov/m28-002.shtml

http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2006/nov/m28-003.shtml

http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2006/nov/m28-004.shtml

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalph.


God, that was a good one. Filled the bucket. Sick stick Biddy……………thank you my cherub. Uuuuuuum pasta of some sort, though I don’t remember eating any, though ain’t that always the way, cucumber, bit mouldy now though, aaah the dog food from this morning etc.

Alfred, do you have any semblance of self esteem left? Anything remotely resembling pride? Does the world have enough toilet paper left to wipe the brown stuff of his nose?


Sheeeesh

2 Comments:

  • At 10:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Jerome Clarke doesn't care about us abductees. He and his mutual admiration society care only about themselves and selling their books and going to ufo conventions.

    I understand the living hell the poster shared above. I am a victim too.

    They implant me on a regular basis with tiny alien feotuses, packing in ravioli-like makeshift mini vaginas, which are attached through my colon during anal probes. After a few weeks they come for me and remove their children. I am nothing more than a stove or an incubator for them.

    This is especially upsetting to me in a profound, life altering way, because I am a man. The enforced production of estrogens during the incubatory process causes me to suffer from permanently engorged mammary glands, aereolas and nipples which protrude through my undershirts.

    Jerome Clarke does not help up. But he gets to have very happy birthdays, doesn't he...

     
  • At 11:49 AM, Blogger The Odd Emperor said…

    "Alfred, do you have any semblance of self esteem left? Anything remotely resembling pride? Does the world have enough toilet paper left to wipe the brown stuff of his nose"

    ..nope!

    http://oddempire.org

     

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