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Monday, November 27, 2006

Anyone Who Believes This Shit Needs A Hemispherectomy

Is this poster a madman? Is he insane? Does he live in a world of make believe where fairies come out to play each sunlit evening and show their naughty bits to any one who gives them a dime?

http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2006/nov/m26-001.shtml

From: Dale Ulmer <dale200499@yahoo.com>
To: ufoupdates@virtuallystrange.net
Date: Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:15:02 -0800 (PST)
Subject: BBC News MoD & Illinois UFO

The following is an e-mail I sent to BBC News:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4981720.stm

http://www.ufocasebook.com/illinoissightings.html

Mr. Mark Simpson should contact the Ministry of Defence and inform them on the Illinois incident where 4 police officers witnessed an incredible and huge craft. This is only one account of actual _real_ sightings.

In my opinion the report by the MoD is an unrealistic and unreliable piece of information considering the countless reports of numerous credible witnesses all over the entire globe.

A follow up by BBC should be performed on the determination of the existance of UFOs by the MoD.

BBC should investigate such reports by asking the MoD to do an investigation into the Illinois incident which I have provided a link to in this email. BBC should also conduct an investigation into these sighings as well and have their own conclusive report to compare with the MoD.

If we are to gain anything from the UFO phenomena then news agencies have to be willing to step into the light with courage and find the truth.

Oh puleeze. Anyone who has ever looked at that case knows that it was simply a USAF B748 dirigible, a now defunct and no longer used method and means of cargo conveyance.

Ulmer seems so desperate that he actually sounds like he’s ordering the BBC to do something about it. YOU WILL INVESTIGATE OR ELSE! This clown is an out and out believer. I can’t stand those blind, dumb, ignorant bastards. They believe we are being visited by aliens from other worlds. Any half baked, half assed cretin knows there is no such thing as intelligent life anywhere else and we’re alone, entirely and completely alone. Hell and fuck, there’s almost certainly no other life of any kind anywhere else in the whole freaking universe.

We are special here on earth. We were created by God and before you scoff, although I am religious, I don’t mean it in a religious sense. I’m not one of those ass-wretching, fucking dewy eyed evangelical head-in-the-sand types. But c’mon, you’re not going to tell me, however long Nature had to get it right, that all of this, this paradise that we live in, wasn’t designed by some powerful and very clever entity? Because if you are going to tell me that, you’re a fucking moron.

OK then moron, show me the proof then that we’ve been visited by other bright life. Go on. And wait just a mo; before you start shipping out by the bucketload all that crap about landing traces, half drunk or really dumb witnesses, photos, film and shit, let me tell you that I’m not really interested in any of that. Why? Because it’s all garbage. Truly, utter fucking, worthless garbage. Show me a living, breathing alien. Show me one of them and I’ll give you the time of day. Until then, shut the fuck up.

Ain’t nothing else anywhere else. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

1 Comments:

  • At 8:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "We are special here on earth. We were created by God and before you scoff, although I am religious, I don’t mean it in a religious sense. I’m not one of those ass-wretching, fucking dewy eyed evangelical head-in-the-sand types. But c’mon, you’re not going to tell me, however long Nature had to get it right, that all of this, this paradise that we live in, wasn’t designed by some powerful and very clever entity? Because if you are going to tell me that, you’re a fucking moron."

    Our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ
    breathed life into the Universe when He was part of the Holy Trinity of Father-God, Jesus H. Christ and Holy Ghost (who has now changed its name to Holy Spirit, so as not to frighten people).

    Father-God had his only Son Jesus H. die for our sins. If you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and repent of your sinful ways, like masturbating and voting Democratic, you will be forgiven all your sins and will spend an eternity with Him in Heaven after your fallen fleshly body has died.

    UFOs are transportation devices used by Fallen Angels who rebelled under the Command of Lucifer. These Fallen Angels (aliens) deceive and have sex with us. They even create hybrid cursed beings who they will use to populate the Earth with. Jesus H. will cull these hybrids from his bornagain followers when He returns for Armageddon.

     

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