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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Tedious Bunch of Retards

posted by Arthur @ 12:33 PM  

20 Comments:

  • At 7:33 PM, Blogger The Odd Emperor said…

    Boy-Art baby!
    You said it!

    And yet, you keep coming back!

     

  • At 4:06 PM, Blogger The Odd Emperor said…

    You have a very strange grasp on what is and what is not adult behavior “Art” me ol’ pal.

    Queen Anne? Queen Anne, Queen Anne’s lace, Queen Anne, Daughter of James II. Queen Anne chairs, Queen Anne's County? I don’t think I’ve mentioned any of those things.

    Do you mean the Red Queen? She was kind of immature. Sad and unhappy in a, strange kind of way. She really likes to mess with people, kind of like what you do here! Say Art! So you suppose you two could be related!?

    BTW; Who’s Ralph? Friend of yours?

     

  • At 3:31 AM, Blogger Alfred Lehmberg said…

    Now see, Mr. Pettingill, there you go, ever demonstrating you don't recognize what you so giddily dish out yourself.

    //Do you mean the Red Queen? She was kind of immature. Sad and unhappy in a, strange kind of way. She really likes to mess with people, kind of like what you do here! Say Art! So you suppose you two could be related!?//

    The "Red Queen"...

    Just how far away from an especially intellectually odoriferous "Odd Emperor" is that _really_, Mr. Pettingill, do you think?

    Answer: Not very, if _decidedly_ inferior. See, you had to be dragged squealing (and still protesting) from your defilade. Regan Lee's proudly abandoned hers. It's clear she's trumped you in the *sack* department.

    //She was kind of immature.//

    Really now... after laughing so hard one nearly soils oneself, one must certainly be astounded at the irony of your meepy little proclamation... with you yourself so immature on so _many_ levels. We'd already talked about "courage."

    //Sad and unhappy in a, strange kind of way.//

    Break that mirror, Mr. Pettingill. Break that mirror. Don't you see? Ms. Lee is in a psychedelic ephemeris of joyous ecstatic-ism compared to you! The sad strange unhappiness you perceive is your own... your own reflection. Take that to the bank, sugar-booger.

    //She really likes to mess with people, kind of like what you do here!//

    Wait a minute! ...But isn't that what _you_ do? ...But with so little incisiveness, so little imagination, so little consistency (save the niggard variety), little bravery, little aspect, little creativity, a smaller 'boxed' intelligence, and no talent? I suspect it must be so.

    //Say Art! So you suppose you two could be related!?//

    I mean... really. We all stare at our plates in embarrassment at your outburst. Someone askes if there's more wine...

    Nope, it's a slow, sorrowful, and stumbling slog back to the clue queue for you...

    http://www.alienview.net/news.html

    My advice?

    However *handed* you are? Use the other hand for a complete 24 hour period. That will get you started back to a more private Idaho with a smidgen of of real aspect, I suspect.

    TTFN


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  • At 10:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Could someone translate what Mr. L just said? I swear I don't understand a thing he says.

     

  • At 12:36 PM, Blogger Alfred Lehmberg said…

    Maybe you can get Mr. Pettingill to transcribe it into lack-wit for you?

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  • At 5:14 PM, Blogger The Odd Emperor said…

    So Alfred; Is this in keeping with your Alien Views?

     

  • At 6:10 PM, Blogger Alfred Lehmberg said…

    You offend me. Additionally, you keep lighting the candle, Mr. Pettingill. Moreover, you keep sticking your pointy little head up over the berm.

    ...But tell you what! Address me as I have requested and I'll stop reminding everyone you're an insouciant hack-wit. 'K? 'K.

    Otherwise? Reap what you sow, crap-cakes. I'm not one to turn the other cheek, myself, and I won't have my friends mocked.

    You knew all this going in... no apologies here.


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  • At 3:39 AM, Blogger The Odd Emperor said…

    Ok; for once I’ll play it your way Mr. Lehmberg.

    Let me remind you that it was your muddy footprints on my welcome mat that started this little teapot tempest yet again. I think it’s OK to address that which offends, I do it and I don’t expect other people to behave differently. However I think it’s a good idea to go after the offending acts instead of the person. You go after people in a very personal way -- that offends me. You harass people and that offends me. You investigate people that you don’t like, post their home phone numbers in public places and that offends me. You sign people up to strange religious BBS systems and that offends me. You bully people and that offends me. You make constant threats and that offends me.

    I speak my mind about what people say, if that’s offensive to you than so be it.

    I won't have my friends mocked.
    That’s very laudable! Mr. Lehmberg sir… who was I mocking? I wrote a short bit about knowing Arthur’s identity. I think I was mocking Arthur and no one else.

    Friend of yours then?

     

  • At 6:57 AM, Blogger Alfred Lehmberg said…

    //Ok; for once I’ll play it your way Mr. Lehmberg.//

    That would be prudent at this jucture... _and_ a beginning, if _not_ a good one. There was too much qualification. you'll have to try again.

    //Let me remind you that it was your muddy footprints on my welcome mat that started this little teapot tempest yet again.//

    You've a short and convenient memory, Mr. Pettingill. If you had more than the intellectual capacity of a less than competent literary gnat you'd remember who it was who insulted who first, eh? Who was it who FIRST mocked the sanity and taste of the other Mr. Pettingill?

    //I think it’s OK to address that which offends, I do it and I don’t expect other people to behave differently.//

    Then buckle-up and stop your pathetic whining, or continue to reap what you sow.

    //However I think it’s a good idea to go after the offending acts instead of the person.//

    THIS tired rubric!!! Do you actually think this is what you are doing because you _say_ it is what you're doing? LOL! Do you _remotely_ think that persons you mock and sneer at are in any way mollified that you would maintain that you are NOT a walking, talking, and mouth breathing personification of the most objectionable kind of ad hominem, yourself? You're being paged from the clue queue. Hurry along now.

    //You go after people in a very personal way -- that offends me.//

    I suspect it is that I am not shy about bitch-slapping _your_ specious countenance around our cyberspace that is the real problem here, Mr. Pettingill, or where is your brave defense of those so maligned, hmmm? Moreover, the behavior that you whinyly identify as *personal attack* is rare, given respect and collegiality from the person or persons with which I communicate. ...But mock me or poke me and pull back a nub. Sneer at me, or smear me and expect a literary shell below the waterline. Expect the literary fusillade to escalate when you perform similarly with my friends. Again, no apologies here.

    //You harass people and that offends me.//

    Astonishing! I suppose it's OK, though, when you do it? In addition to lacking consistency, you lack a like amount of sentience, and a sense of gravy for goose and gander. Plainly, I perceive your raison d'tre to be a less than competent example of said "harassment."

    No. The real problem is that you are incapable of taking what you dish out. I would call that cowardly. What would you call it?

    //You investigate people that you don’t like, post their home phone numbers in public places and that offends me.//

    ...More consistency failures and cognitive infidelities on your part, only. Splash some cold water on your face. This very thread in which we prosecute this little tempest is about YOU gloating about an UNmasked Nymrod not unlike yourself! LOL! Remember? "News at 11:00" and all that on your own blog? Sorry, Mr. Pettingill, the ball truly bounces back from the net...

    Gravy... Goose... Gander, Sir. Get used to it.

    //You sign people up to strange religious BBS systems and that offends me.//

    What the _hell_ are you talking about here, or have you just lost what remains of a second-rate mind?

    //You bully people and that offends me.//

    Have you seen "Dexter" on Showtime? The bully whining about being bullied. I'm _your_ Dexter, Mr. Pettingill... just "...takin' out the trash."

    //You make constant threats and that offends me.//

    Pity. Nothing remains for you but to _be_ offended, I fear. Moreover you conveniently confuse threats with commentary.

    //I speak my mind about what people say, if that’s offensive to you than so be it.//

    ...So be it.

    //"I won't have my friends mocked."

    That’s very laudable! Mr. Lehmberg sir… who was I mocking? I wrote a short bit about knowing Arthur’s identity. I think I was mocking Arthur and no one else.//

    Sigh... do you even _read_ these things. Whiny nymrods who want to snipe and snark from defilade or from around corners minus any responsibility for their actions are beneath my concern, consideration, or contempt. Regan Lee (your superior, in every way... to include sack)was the person referenced. NEXT!

    //Friend of yours then?//

    Re-read to find out. No wait, you've demonstrated an inability to do just that... so no, Mr. Pettingill. No friend of mine.

    TTFN

    ...Wait, lets reprise this, too!

    FLOWERS FOR ALGER-EMPIE

    You said "disgusted" ... a word you used describing something you'd abused... but going so far up your nose it rolls you up upon your toes! Whine and cry to Mr. PeeKers but don't remove your smelly sneakers. Don't get comfy, warm, or cozy ... as you are done if you get nosy.

    It's not the "jib" disgusts me so, it's blowing bubbles with your nose. Lacking will for heavy lifting, Empie follows those more interesting, mocks and sneers what he most fears ... pretending... _he's_ not in arrears.

    His neck stretched out, just like a cat, accepting Mr. PeeKers pat (...Mr. PeeKers firms his base, but not without some small distaste?) ...then bemoans a righteous treatment like it's not a just impeachment!

    It's him who "doth protest too much," self-loathing fear is just a crutch. And he is damn near quadriplegic! His mocking prose his analgesic. He propounds his own stark failure to build beyond a hasty cloture...

    Empers is a mocking sneerer, a non-brave putz and charmless leerer... allied bunkies thinking that... they've cracked the code of where it's at! Baseless hubris is the oil for homocentric faith-based boils choking off all artistry... so dogmatic in its sophistry?

    These consider Phillip Klass an "Elder Statesman" ... Not an ASS, and follow in his moldy footsteps... a coward's coven clutch of must-fits! These vilify creatively as padding for their callused knees, then worship mainstreams hijacked by... the status quo they must so prize.

    They're beneath my stern contempt because they sneer. I _am_ verklempt. Their putrefaction's unconcerned with what they have not _even_ learned, a reflex smirk replaces that which elevates their souls from scat!

    Without the woo-woos fueling them? These fulsome freepers are shallow men. They have no subject, cause or purpose... are merely hapless fearful lurkers. Monkeys laughing at the men who look beyond themselves, good friend. ...Mere followers without the sense to think outside the box or fence... ...test convention, examine faith... allow a voice to what we hate ... discover the forbidden index... ...facilitating change... ...extend us?

    Don't you _dare_ to whine at me... that you're not worth a hearing, see? You're a shill for glad derision, a mechanism of its imposition. You think you have some right to sneer, AND RIGHT YOU ARE, but pause your cheer! I've a right to sneer right back and show the world _your_ foibles, Jack! You are not yourself immune to snickers, smirks, and giggles, dude.

    You want to have a 'public' hearing ("...I'll be your huckleberry, dearie...")? Say my name with disrespect and I'll presume you lack respect. ...And take it, then, upon myself to show you where you wrong yourself...

    ...Form a posse, or a guild... light a torchy lynch-mob, Pill! Gather *friends* around our *town* and humble me... please, bring me down! I can't pay for better feedback! While, your victory couldn't be more pyrrhic. It's you and yours without a sack... it's you and yours who fade to black... it's you and yours who's bringing knives (I wrote before) to gunfights, Clyde!

    So _stuff_ your phony mad traditions, don't argue your conventional wisdoms. Don't pretend you're *balanced* friend. You're "canted bias", I contend, is based upon a graceless pander to that which gravies just one gander! There is more to Earth and hell than that which you'd ALLOW, my bell. You're a formless fearful smear who has no function but to sneer.

    ...


    ...and you don't even do that very well?

    On reflection disgust was ~exactly~ the right word, and I'm always a little worried about a person who speaks of themselves in the third person... one might look into that.

    That said?

    Poke me with a stick or thumb? ...And _see_ you don't pull back a nub...


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    >>> U F O M a g a z i n e -- www.ufomag.com

     

  • At 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    {Mom hears a disturbance down the hall...they're arguing again...walks rapidly down to their room):

    Holy hell... "Boys! Boys! Stop fighting each other!"

    At least in public forums. Jesus, don't you realize this is precisely the kind of thing that trolls like Arthur live and breathe for? Keep your focus here on him, the freak, expose him, don't battle each other here. Otherwise, you're just serving his purposes. Don't let him have the sadistic satisfaction.

     

  • At 2:57 AM, Blogger The Odd Emperor said…

    I tend to agree. I don’t know if Mr. Lehmberg is interested in what you speak of Anon but we can certainly give it a try.

     

  • At 3:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Why are you ufoological comrades fighting with Mr. L and making him write such excruciatingly long posts?

    Did you not read the link that tropicanaorbish Regan put up for us on her blog? He blew to bits a Vietnamese Freedom Fighter[Vietcong,cough-cough] and now feels bad and we're suppose to share in his guilt.

     

  • At 4:37 AM, Blogger Alfred Lehmberg said…

    Not everyone... just you.

    alienview@roadrunner.com
    > www.AlienView.net
    >> AVG Blog -- http://alienviewgroup.blogspot.com/
    >>> U F O M a g a z i n e -- www.ufomag.com

     

  • At 5:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    wading through this thread i see what the odd emperor may be suggesting and what lehmberg is protesting. the red queen(aka natasha,seaglow,regan lee) is quite similar to arthur.

     

  • At 7:44 AM, Blogger Alfred Lehmberg said…

    Still, she's walked bravely away from all that anonymous cowardice, and completely on her own, too. You and Mr. Pettingill could take a lesson, "anonymous" (AKA piss-wit, mouth-breather, scat-muncher), and embrace her example.

    alienview@roadrunner.com
    > www.AlienView.net
    >> AVG Blog -- http://alienviewgroup.blogspot.com/
    >>> U F O M a g a z i n e -- www.ufomag.com

     

  • At 7:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    her "example" is what?
    have a dozen blogs or
    websites with outre
    subjects mixed with
    her politics which she'd
    previously written
    under anonymous and
    apparently infamously
    notorious handles.

    that's not an "example"
    I care to "embrace".

    why is this your fight
    anyway. your crude written
    insults show you for what
    you are alfred.

     

  • At 7:35 PM, Blogger The Odd Emperor said…

    She didn’t walk away--
    http://oddempire.org/weblog/?p=59

    This was the last direct communication I had with Ms. Lee. I’ve heard from her, several times in the form of letters to other people. Letters containing loads of half-truths and complete fabrications. Her “legal action” turned out to be an underhanded smear campaign Alfred, one where she doesn’t have to face up to her actions. Instead, she’s decided to get other people to do her dirty. A couple of have refused for very good reason, one man didn’t refuse….she was able to push his buttons.

    Very courageous Alfred! We should all follow in her footsteps!

     

  • At 12:59 AM, Blogger Alfred Lehmberg said…

    :::YAWN:::

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    >>> U F O M a g a z i n e -- www.ufomag.com

     

  • At 4:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Regan Lee has so many other alternate name or IDs. Some of us following estoteric matters and ufology are familiar with her many yahoo groups and blogspots. She's gone under several names:RubyHoney, MagicFishDeer, SeaGlow, Ruby Lee, Red Queen of Russia and I think there's more.

    She has some great ideas and interesting personal experiences with the supernatural but her bad online behavior makes her her own worst enemy.

    I remember her writing that she was toying with the idea of writing with a persona of a man. Making the reader think she is was male. I think the reasoning was to test her ideas on sexism or something like that. I cannot remember if this was on a yahoo group or somewhere else.

    But, reading Arthur, I don't think he and Regan are the same person. I cannot imagine Regan having the self-control to write some of the politically incorrect blog entries that Arthur has. Regan's writings never really exhibited a strong sense of humor or the ability to be self-deprecating. Just my two cents.

     

  • At 1:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Belated "love note" to "Arthur", as per the unrequited needs of "anonymole". Below you will find my real name, phone number, address, and other minor details. Come see me before I come see you, or you won't like the results. You do like an anonymous puzzle, don't you?

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    TTFN

     

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