What the fuck is a Transhuman??
What with the up ‘n coming Kimball conference bean-fest in Halifax soon, there has been much talk of late about transhumanism. Mac Tonnies has claimed for some time that he’s one and people have let him get away with it but it is only now, after the spotlight has shone more intensely on the subject, that people have started to ask more questions. Are you one of those who have asked these question? No? Well then you’re a pretty dozy twat aren’t you. Stop reading this and go and look at Kevin Randle’s blog or some other girlie shit.
Regardless of what people like Tonnies may tell you, transhumanism is a cult just like the Raelians or the Lemurians. It does involve committing to a number of fundamental and controversial principles and activities and joining them results in a complete abandonment of your previous life. Also, you’ll look different. Here are the main issues;
1. All your income is kept. By you. You don’t give any of it away.
2. You get to shag anyone you want, not just that hulking Amazonian witch that the Raelians parade when they want to recruit another bunch of masturbatory 14 year olds.
3. Transhumanism is actually an alternative physical state from which, after you’ve passed into it, you become capable of a higher dimensional thinking which in turn enables you to get a 10% discount on admission to Costco movie houses. But……….. inevitably there is a catch. It requires a two stage transformation, the first of which is a surgical operation upon completion of which you will have assumed the physical characteristics of a cat/human hybrid. You will have a tail, you’ll purr but you will still be able to speak, and you’ll spend hours licking your ass. This is because hence forth, you will do most of your speaking through that orifice.
4. The second part of the transformation is mystical and evolves a supreme mental effort. For, having mastered the ability of talking through your asshole, you finally have to transmorph into one. In other words, you need to become a complete asshole. This is incredibly difficult and as yet has been beyond the abilities of all bar one person, namely the leader of the cult, Ali Gee lookalike George Dvorsky. And boy, has he been successful at it. You can find out why here and after you've read it you will leave a nasty comment.
http://sentientdevelopments.blogspot.com/2006/10/unidentified-flying-idiots.html
Regardless of what people like Tonnies may tell you, transhumanism is a cult just like the Raelians or the Lemurians. It does involve committing to a number of fundamental and controversial principles and activities and joining them results in a complete abandonment of your previous life. Also, you’ll look different. Here are the main issues;
1. All your income is kept. By you. You don’t give any of it away.
2. You get to shag anyone you want, not just that hulking Amazonian witch that the Raelians parade when they want to recruit another bunch of masturbatory 14 year olds.
3. Transhumanism is actually an alternative physical state from which, after you’ve passed into it, you become capable of a higher dimensional thinking which in turn enables you to get a 10% discount on admission to Costco movie houses. But……….. inevitably there is a catch. It requires a two stage transformation, the first of which is a surgical operation upon completion of which you will have assumed the physical characteristics of a cat/human hybrid. You will have a tail, you’ll purr but you will still be able to speak, and you’ll spend hours licking your ass. This is because hence forth, you will do most of your speaking through that orifice.
4. The second part of the transformation is mystical and evolves a supreme mental effort. For, having mastered the ability of talking through your asshole, you finally have to transmorph into one. In other words, you need to become a complete asshole. This is incredibly difficult and as yet has been beyond the abilities of all bar one person, namely the leader of the cult, Ali Gee lookalike George Dvorsky. And boy, has he been successful at it. You can find out why here and after you've read it you will leave a nasty comment.
http://sentientdevelopments.blogspot.com/2006/10/unidentified-flying-idiots.html
posted by Arthur @ 9:33 AM
3 Comments:
At 7:22 PM,
Anonymous said…
Just look at these transhumanists or posthumanists watchamacallits and their supporters on their blog pics.
They look like 35 year old antisocial virgin men with pasty white skin.
And they hang out at Starbucks just about daily taking pics at whatever Starbucks they're in with their cell phones and write about it like it's important.
These trannieposties want to be hybrid cylon-humans and will never attain it, even if they qualify for the limited edition BattleStar Gallactica Mastercard.
At 5:12 AM,
Arthur said…
So, now you get it. Well done.
You said:
"They look like 35 year old antisocial virgin men with pasty white skin."
Mac has had sex. And he has a fine taste in women.
At 2:45 AM,
Anonymous said…
This transhumanism movement is demonic. They want to change you into an asexual part machine because demons want what only humans have, which is a soul. Please stay away from transhumanism.
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