Pasty Faced Clown At It Again
What is it about Greg Boone? I know; he’s an idiot! Most of his posts to UpDates are childlike monologues about “Hey folks, we better watch out or else” type shit dirges. Its all nicely paragraphed and laid out for the second graders who are going to read it, for it is pitched at that level. An added bonus is the fact that Greg has friends in every conceivable type of profession and industry, and family that comes from every corner of the planet, or so it seems according to what he’s spouted on the List over time. Also, he’s a wimp. If anyone’s nasty to him he will simply cut and run. If the occasional mood does take him, he will hiss and spit back briefly and then vamoose. No prolonged entrenched warfare.
Another thing he likes to do, and it’s intensely irritating, is to lobe grenades. He will pop up with a statement or question that catches the eyes and brains of the more simple folk who habituate UpDates and starts a discussion. He then steps back and makes no further contribution, happy to watch on the sidelines as his handiwork takes hold and we have to endure a week or two of brain dead “conversation”.
There are some people that just get on your nerves and he’s one of them.
But God forbid, he should attempt humor. And he just has. See:
http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2006/oct/m10-003.shtml
“I propose NASA send a new spacecraft to Mars.
It should be about 1,000 miles long and shaped like a fork.
It would target the Cydonia region and especially the formerFace On Mars. Once the craft breaks through the pink Martian atmosphere it would embed itself square into the forehead of therock formation formerly known as the Face On Mars.
We would then rename the region to:
Put A Fork In It Already, Mars.
A great soon to be tourist attraction.
Okay, away from the funny stuff.”
What funny stuff you dickhead? This is humor? Oh Puleeze! Someone take this guy out back, bury him face down in the ground with his ass just sticking out, and use his crack to park their bike in. Or better still, just shoot him.
Another thing he likes to do, and it’s intensely irritating, is to lobe grenades. He will pop up with a statement or question that catches the eyes and brains of the more simple folk who habituate UpDates and starts a discussion. He then steps back and makes no further contribution, happy to watch on the sidelines as his handiwork takes hold and we have to endure a week or two of brain dead “conversation”.
There are some people that just get on your nerves and he’s one of them.
But God forbid, he should attempt humor. And he just has. See:
http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2006/oct/m10-003.shtml
“I propose NASA send a new spacecraft to Mars.
It should be about 1,000 miles long and shaped like a fork.
It would target the Cydonia region and especially the formerFace On Mars. Once the craft breaks through the pink Martian atmosphere it would embed itself square into the forehead of therock formation formerly known as the Face On Mars.
We would then rename the region to:
Put A Fork In It Already, Mars.
A great soon to be tourist attraction.
Okay, away from the funny stuff.”
What funny stuff you dickhead? This is humor? Oh Puleeze! Someone take this guy out back, bury him face down in the ground with his ass just sticking out, and use his crack to park their bike in. Or better still, just shoot him.
posted by Arthur @ 3:31 AM
1 Comments:
At 2:48 AM,
Anonymous said…
All of this concentration on Mars having life is a concerted effort by Satan to keep our eyes off of the prize, which is a promise of eternal life through ressurrection into heaven with God's only begotten son Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
Do not fall for the trap of life on Mars. It never happened. We are the precious creations with souls from God, who is the Father of Jesus, who died for our sins. Satan does not want us to think about this profound thing.
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