Regan
Hello Regan.
As you can’t but help have noticed over the last few months, I am an unpleasant person and in continuance of that behavior, I mention your name in the headline of this blog cos I know it will scare the freaking b’jesus out of you and I like scaring women cos it makes me feel big. I know I frighten the crap out of you but I have to say, and you shouldn’t fight it, that there may be a synchronicity between us. Look at what happened yesterday with that nice man Tim Printy. That was very telling, wasn't it. Be honest Regan; do you have secret panderings of desire for my personage? I ask because I can’t get past the reference to this blog on yours yesterday which was quickly followed by a reference to UFOs and sex. There is a message there. It was as if the two stories were intertwined as one and linked. And that abrupt ending to the Sex link - "That's enough" - as if it was all getting too much for you and you needed to stop and resume breathing normally. You brazen vixen!!
And that endearing nickname you have for me because I am the one whose name you dare not speak; "the pink one." That appears to be a direct reference to my sexual organ. Ah shucks, you’re embarrassing me………….
BTW, I do like the way you wallop skeptibunkers over the head all the time. You are very forceful. They are a waste of time, aren’t they? They are bad people.
I hope you don’t think I’m being bitchy when I say that I think Lesley’s getting very girlie on her blog these days, isn’t she, what with that silly certificate business and occasional pix of cuddly kittens and children and shit. If it keeps her happy though………..
As its “Be Nice To Regan” day today, or at least for the moment – you never know with me cos I can’t always get to the medication - perhaps you would like to suggest someone I can be nasty about. Your choice. Other than me, who pisses you off most within Ufology, and don't say freaking skeptibunkers. Tell me on your blog and I will do your bidding. Do you have any recommendations for zit removal by the way? I’ve got one that I keep “doing” and it keeps coming back. Should I try an axe?
If you like waffle and poorly constructed argument, then Regan’s excellent blog can be found at http://ufobits.blogspot.com/
As you can’t but help have noticed over the last few months, I am an unpleasant person and in continuance of that behavior, I mention your name in the headline of this blog cos I know it will scare the freaking b’jesus out of you and I like scaring women cos it makes me feel big. I know I frighten the crap out of you but I have to say, and you shouldn’t fight it, that there may be a synchronicity between us. Look at what happened yesterday with that nice man Tim Printy. That was very telling, wasn't it. Be honest Regan; do you have secret panderings of desire for my personage? I ask because I can’t get past the reference to this blog on yours yesterday which was quickly followed by a reference to UFOs and sex. There is a message there. It was as if the two stories were intertwined as one and linked. And that abrupt ending to the Sex link - "That's enough" - as if it was all getting too much for you and you needed to stop and resume breathing normally. You brazen vixen!!
And that endearing nickname you have for me because I am the one whose name you dare not speak; "the pink one." That appears to be a direct reference to my sexual organ. Ah shucks, you’re embarrassing me………….
BTW, I do like the way you wallop skeptibunkers over the head all the time. You are very forceful. They are a waste of time, aren’t they? They are bad people.
I hope you don’t think I’m being bitchy when I say that I think Lesley’s getting very girlie on her blog these days, isn’t she, what with that silly certificate business and occasional pix of cuddly kittens and children and shit. If it keeps her happy though………..
As its “Be Nice To Regan” day today, or at least for the moment – you never know with me cos I can’t always get to the medication - perhaps you would like to suggest someone I can be nasty about. Your choice. Other than me, who pisses you off most within Ufology, and don't say freaking skeptibunkers. Tell me on your blog and I will do your bidding. Do you have any recommendations for zit removal by the way? I’ve got one that I keep “doing” and it keeps coming back. Should I try an axe?
If you like waffle and poorly constructed argument, then Regan’s excellent blog can be found at http://ufobits.blogspot.com/
posted by Arthur @ 5:10 AM
20 Comments:
At 1:37 AM,
Anonymous said…
Arthur - You are Antonio Vilas Boas to Regan's sexed-up saucer captain hybrid with the red pubes and red underarm fur. After forcing you to copulate repeatedly, she rubbed her satiated tummy and pointed to the heavens to let you know there's an Arthur-Regan hybrid on the way.
Zit problems you say? Stay away from that overpriced Pro-Activ with P.Diddy and Chestica Simpson pimping the product. Give Murad a try. You can do a search for the website online or catch the infommercial on those early morning hours when you've just been returned from the latest abduction. The stuff works for dudes or dudettes and whatever the age. A 3 step, simple system that's delivered to your door.
And you mentioned kittens, well I think you do. I don't have a kitten - he's 15 now. But the curmudgeonly puss drags his ass on my rug.
I took him to the local Vet., who are actually two Vets. in practice together and they live in the other part of the office-hospital. One's the bulldyke, the other the femme. The Lesbian docs said that Lyle, my elderly ass-dragging cat, has chronically impacted anal glands and that causes him to drag his ass. He did so on the rug, most recently in front of several people I had over for bible study. They're Unitarian-Universalists, so it wasn't that tramatic for them. I suppose if they were fundamentalists they'd think Lyle was demon possessed and a tool of Satan to disrupt the study.
Ok then, I've chatted too long now. It takes awhile coming down after working a 2nd shift with retards, but I love those sonsofbitches. They remind me that God makes mistakes.
Cheers to the very sexual Antonio Vilas Boas and the even more sexual exotic, firey witchy woman of an intoxicating blend of -Indianjewishukrainianarabrussian Regan!
At 2:06 PM,
Arthur said…
A harsh word! Firstly, may I say how very cowardly it is to hide behind a nom de plume like you do so you can fire your invective at any and all from behind the mask of anonimity. You should be like me and anonymole - we may be outspoken and blunt and, dare I say it even a little bit rude, but at least people know who we are.
As for showing this stuff to a shrink, I actually am one (third year). I took your advice and printed this stuff out and then showed it to myself. I came to the conclusion that I had never come across such pathology before and was pleased that I was not my own patient because if I was, I would have no alternative but to beat myself severly and repeatedly over the head with a lump hammer until my lifeless body breathed no more. My thinking would be that it was my professional duty to rid the world of someone as dangerous as I am as there's no telling what I might end up doing.
I am considering, and I would value your opinion on this, of illicitly acquiring some additional fingers and toes and having them surgically transplanted to my body, after having first swallowed a huge melon whole, and then attending a MUFON lecture, lying down in the middle of the hall, and passing myself off as one of the Roswell aliens crash victims. Woja think?
At 5:11 PM,
Anonymous said…
What do I think? That you are nuts.
As for anonymity, first learn to spell it correctly. Then, realize that your comment about same is a bit like the pot calling the kettle black.
Who are you, "Arthur"? You have no identifying info in your profile--if you think it cowardly to use anonymity, then I guess you're calling yourself a coward, which you are.
As for being a third year psychology student, if true, I fear for any potential patients you may eventually attempt to treat, when it's so obvious you have some serious pathologies of your own.
Why don't you clearly identify yourself, instead of using a pseudonym? Because you don't have the guts to pass off your sick commentary under your own, real name?
As for your "Roswell" dead alien reference, I don't think you need do anything like trying to ingest a melon whole when it's so obvious you are such a melon-head already.
Don't you have anything better to do with your life?
At 7:24 AM,
Arthur said…
I get it, and I'm sorry for being so slow. You came alive only after I had written about Regan. I see from your anger that you are jealous that she may answer my overtures. Alas, you are too late for she has already done so indirectly but have no fear for these days I am but half a biscuit owing to an unfortunate mishap with a ferret, half a carrot, and some wire wool. I cannot perform and therfore cannot satisfy a ladies pleasure and so I stand aside and leave the field to you Anonymous. I am sure Missy Regan will be only too pleased to welcome you, if she only knew who you were, and I'm sure her husband wouldn't mind either.
But you are welcome to stay and play with me and Anonymole. We are going to be joined soon by our new friends Anonyvole and Anonycat. Anonydog will be along soon after. Do you play with sick fucks? If you go I shall have to play with myself and I've done enough of that to last a life time.
At 10:00 AM,
Arthur said…
Anonymole
My apologies for my rudeness in dealing with that half wit first. Nice of you to visit and always a pleasure.
I too have a real problem with lesbian vetinarian partnerships and there seems to be tons of them in my area. Maybe its the alph alpha. Maybe they just love standing there shouting "Pussy" to eachother knowing no one will think them odd for it. I know what it is like to have an elderly pet and how distressing it is when body parts start to fall away. As for the ass rubbing on the rug due to impacted anal glands, if any gets stained on, scrape it up and use it as chocolate sauce on an ice cream sundae for visiting guests.
Ah, so Regan is Jewish. I thought I heard her say she was shrewish. My bad. She's still a vixen though. She hasn't stopped talking about sex since I declared my feelings. Notice this. If I use a sexual phrase or word here, Regan picks it up and uses it somewhere on her blog. Last time it was "intertwined". So, here's your new word Regan; tingling.
At 3:04 PM,
Anonymous said…
No, I don't "play" with sick fucks, I just let them know what they are when they excrete their foulness in the public arena. And I note you didn't respond to any of my points or questions. Talk about evasive cowardice. Just go on, spew your venom, but ask yourself what purpose or benefit is being served. You are acting the fool. You need psychiatric help. I pity you.
At 4:21 AM,
Arthur said…
Hi person above this
I didn't reply to your points because my sense of the ridiculous only goes so far. Beyond that, and it's a mistake in your case, I rely on people's intelligence to get the point. Let me set it out here; you are complaining about the fact that I hide my true identity (which I don't btw - my name is Arthur). That's about it. You do get it don't you? Please tell me you understand irony.
But, I see the bigger picture because I'm like that. You are stupid but not that stupid. You are frustrated because I have made you very cross and you would like some sort of lapel to grab hold of and shake. You want to scream in my face, knee me in the groin, and slap me about the head for being so unpleasant, particularly to a lady. Talking of not responding to points made, I see you don't deny your devotion to the luverly Regan. You horny devil. But I told you yesterday, she is spoken for.
She is tingling.
You can still play with Anonymole and me if you want. We don't mind playing with dumb bastards - we don't discriminate like you seem to do.
At 5:56 AM,
Anonymous said…
Your obtuseness is profound, if genuine. Your attempts to get a rise out of people in the ufo "community" is so transparent.
We've all been there, heard that.
It's a rather tired, boring attempt that others have tried for decades. We are inured to it. Tough luck.
This has nothing to do with "Regan", who I don't know. My comments here were merely a response to your incessant insults and put-downs of others.
So your name is Arthur? That tells me nothing. What is your last name, if you dare admit to it? My name is Michael--does that tell you anything? Of course not.
All I know is that you are in England, and likely English, based on your word usage and spelling. For awhile I thought you might be Stuart Miller, but your language style is a bit too different.
You try to act superior, as if you are above the fray, but your invective reveals your immaturity and sociopathy.
You think you're being clever and ironic, but nearly all of your posts have not been responded to. That ought to tell you something, but _you_ pretend not to "get it."
You are in fact the bore. Tedious, tendentious, insulting, with apparently too much time on your hands with nothing better to spend your life on. Why do you feel the need to act out in this childish way?
A serious question, though: what do you think of the ufo phenomena--is it real, and if so, what do you think it represents? Where do you stand on the issue? I'm curious.
As for "playing" with you and "anonymole", aren't you one and the same? Schizoidally speaking, talking to yourself is yet another sign of mental and emotional disarray and defect. Don't you want to get better?
No, I guess not. Otherwise, why would you persist in your meaningless drivel?
BTW, your allusions to violent actions towards others and yourself are _your_ fantasies, not mine. I'm non-violent, but don't care for your constant vomiting of bullshit, and someone ought to tell you.
Most have ignored you, as I will soon, but good God, man, grow-up and act like a human. Unless that's beyond your ability. In which case, I'm really rather sorry for you.
You're one sick puppy, that's for sure.
At 2:48 AM,
Anonymous said…
Arthur, I'm terribly sorry for your ferret, half a carrot, and wire wool accident which puts you out of the running for wooing Regan. I'll take her though, if she'd have me. I'd hope she'd beat the shit out of me and then paint my likeness onto a large canvas. Then maybe we could get abducted together and the naughty greys would strip us and we'd get to lay on a table together staring at one another while we're being tortured. I think ones head can move, but not the whole body due to their superfantastic ability to keep everything else stiff. Those sadistic greys want you to see something but you just can't act on it, or whatever the excuse is the abductees give.
About Lyle's stains. Well I'm not one for making fancy sauces, but thankyou for the recipes. When I don't feel like cleaning up the stains I spray on some vile shit that my ex-gf gave me called Paris Hilton for Men Spray. That usually does the trick.
I see you too have encountered lesbian vets of your own. It is a marvelous field for them. That and forestry rangers.
One of my lesvets has this chronic herpes duplex/simplex/multiplex thingamajig on and around her upper right lip. In a way I'm jealous. Her partner must indeed receive sastisfaction on a regular basis.
And to that anonymous poster and his charge that I'm Arthur --- I'm not Arthur you squirrel eater! I had posted a while back under "anonymous", like you do. But when I realized there were other anonymous [re- cowardly] posters, I took a handle. And it's anonymole from now on you big, whining,incessant crybaby.
At 8:49 AM,
Arthur said…
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At 8:55 AM,
Arthur said…
Hello Anonymole,
Its nice to see you again. I do hope you're well.
You really socked it to Mikey upstairs, didn't you. He is tying to be friendly, intimate even, but it doesn't pay to shout at those you want to intefere with Mikey.
But Anonymole, we have been very bad. This is (nominally) a UFO blog. We should talk about UFOs. Um, well, if all UFOs were piloted by space women like Regan, then we would all have permanent smiles on our faces I guess. BTW, Regan has asked me to point out that I was mistaken the other day when I said she had a husband; she is single. Speaking of which, in the case of human/alien hybrids, what part do you think race might have to play? For instance, would African/American or Asian features be obvious in the offspring of any liason, or for that matter, white European features as well? Also, if the human element of the union was male and had a beard, would the hybrid issue have stubble? And speaking of hybrids generally, assuming ET is of another species altogether, would mating even be possible in the first place?
I have a saying; "If it breathes, shag it" as various four and two legged animals that live locally have found to their cost. But I simply won't go near anything that absorbs moisture porously. Gross
At 1:22 AM,
Anonymous said…
Arthur,
As you can imagine I'm pleased as punch to read that Regan is single. She now knows there are macho men like the two of us for her to pick from.
About hybrids and race. Oh absolutely, as you say "if it breathes, shag it"! We may already have hybrids in our midst. Granted, they might not be ...well, mullato-ish hybrids as in 50/50, but a smidgeon of a dose of alien in them from Great-Great-Great Grandma's missing time in the lavender fields of Provence, prior to WWI, when she was taken aboard an egg shaped craft and impregnated by a dastardly grey who grafted on some of his genetic material to a human male's sperm.
And I don't think France would be the only stomping grounds for aliens impregnating our women, sometimes with less than stellar results. If you're in the U.S. and have seen the likes of BeetleJuice [Howard Stern network] or Flavor Flaaaaaav [VH1 network], well you'll understand my point.
If I were an alien, I'd go the Art Bell route--Asian chicks baby! We'd keep the slanted eyes dominant that way too.
Oh, and if I were an alien I'd do other mammals, not just homo sapiens. There's no alien puritanism. So, I'd crossbreed with cetaceans especially, who are particularly fetching and intelligent. Porpoises tickle me pink.
At 7:18 AM,
Arthur said…
Oh Anonymole, you say the sweetest things.
Not that I want to appear obssessed, but........ I want to point out that I think Regan has been disrespectful to us. You know that web site of hers at http://ufobits.blogspot.com/? Well, if you scroll down the page, on the right hand side you will come to this heading: "MY ADORING PUBLIC" and this thread is included in there. Now that's OK but its the company we keep, the other entries in there that bother me. There's Tim Printingshop and that fuckwit from higher up the page. What shocking, dreadful company she's put us with. They're all idiots and she's included us in there with them. Do you think that means she thinks we're idiots too? See what I mean about the disrespect?
I'll tell you what, I am half tempted to switch my allegeance to that nice Lesley. Other than wanting to know who I am so she can accuse me of something or other, she's never given me a moments trouble and seems a very sweet girl indeed. Are you with me on this Anonymole? Shall we lust after Lesley instead? That will teach that nasty Regan to be nicer and then she will plead with us to return. Lesley, if you're reading this, could you let me know if you have any objections to being lusted after? Thanks.
You know, I'm still trying to rid myself of that feeling of having rolled in cow shit after my little run in with "that fuckwit from higher up the page". Alfred, I am beginning to sympathise. Hey Anonny, who do you think would win in a fight between Alfred and the fuckwit?
At 1:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hi there, Artless. I think you're losing your rather dull faux-edge lately. I'm somewhat disappointed that you've lowered even your abysmal standards. Presuming there are any.
I've chosen a new name, anonymichael. Now you know all you need to about me, right? Does that make your syphilitic frontal lobes happy? Or is the temporal epilepsy still a bother for you?
Either way, you and anonymole can continue mentally masturbating each other with abandon. But keep in mind I don't approve of same gender [combined with different speciation (i.e., non-human)] emotionally vacant rotfling with each other. It's just not very British. It's also classless and clueless. Are you rebels without a clue?
I may have to tighten your mutually quantum-entangled neuronic (moronic?)leashes if you keep it up. You have been warned.
At 2:49 PM,
Arthur said…
Hello Anonymichael,
Welcome back. It is nice to hear from you again. I like your new name. I think it is pretty.
If you want to be nasty to me, and you're very welcome to be, you might now try a different approach. Repeatedly telling me I am not up to my usual standard is losing its affect. It doesn't hurt me as much as it once did. You could try calling me pusinanimous. That would be very hurtful.
I don't know what your sexuality is and of course here, it doesn't matter, as we hate everyone equally but if you are interested in girlies then please note; subject to approval by Anonymole, our new pin up is to be Lesley. Regan showed us disrespect. If you swing the other way then we would be happy to entertain Hunks Of Spunk as male pin ups but they would have to be people in Ufology. I would add that I think Dick hall is a real smoothie.
Anonymichael - do tell us, what do you think of the UFO Phenomenon? Do you think its real? Would you play chess with an alien and if yes, then why? You do know their hygiene is not up to our standards, don't you.
Must rush. Do write soon.
At 5:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
Yawn. That was almost...something.
At 10:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
Art--see dictionary.com for pusillanimous (spelling, details, and definition}:
1. lacking courage or resolution; cowardly; faint-hearted; timid.
2. proceeding from or indicating a cowardly spirit.
[Origin: 1580–90; < LL pusillanimis petty-spirited, equiv. to L pusill(us) very small, petty + -anim(is) -spirited, -minded (anim(us) spirit + -is adj. suffix); see -ous]
Yup, that term would describe you fairly well, among many others.
Orientation? You do seem obsessed with such matters--do you have problems in that department? Has anonymole rebuffed you _again_!?! Take two fistfuls of enzyte tonight and call yourself in the priapismic morning. Maybe you'll be less lonely.
I suggest, however, you try to avoid the wire wool this time and spare the inflatable closet monkey. He's had enough, don't you think?
Myself? It's none of your business and more droll to keep you guessing. But I am finding it increasingly tiring to alternately baby-sit and/or mentor you. Your posts are deteriorating rapidly. We are increasingly not adequately amused. Work that skirt, boyo!
"Anonymichael - do tell us, what do you think of the UFO Phenomenon? Do you think its real? Would you play chess with an alien and if yes, then why? You do know their hygiene is not up to our standards, don't you." [?--sic]
Oh, now stewish Art, I asked you first. Tell us your answers beforehand and I may deign to reply more fully in kind afterward, but I would say chess is just out. Marbles or twister is more simpatico to me. Perhaps a round of archery or tiddliwinks.
Are the phenomena real? Need you ask? Review the Condign, Cometa, or even Condon reports, etc. Depends on how you define the term UFO, but in general I would have to suggest C, C, C, Senor! What say you, trollbot?
At 6:25 AM,
Anonymous said…
Arthur, Perhaps I've come on too strong for the very lovely and fiery Regan. Maybe I've shared too much about what I'd tap if I were an alien. Maybe it was the porpoise comment or she might be thinking of the vile fumes of Lyle's anal gland paste on my rug mixed with the equally vile fumes of Paris Hilton for Men sprayed over it.
For all we know, Regan could be some 300 pounder languishing and eating at her computer. I certainly will check out Lesley and her blog sometime later. I do remember a facial pic of her and she looks nice and normal weight...err looking. Unless she has one of those odd bodies that are humongous but the face and neck are smallish.
But, right now I have to go outside and clean up around my trash cans. One has been opened and knocked over with the rubbish strewn about.[dirty toilet paper, samuel adams beer bottles and chock-full-to-the-gills-with-my dna--Trojans extra supreme large ribbed for her pleasure ] is just not a pleasant sight for the neighbors. The usual suspects for this instrusive rampage - racoons, skunks,tomcats, chupacabras, mothmen, sasquatch, aliens.
Hey- anonymichael, since you brought it up-- Why can't the whole fucking Cometa report be translated into English? Get on it if you could.
At 12:34 PM,
Arthur said…
Mickey said
"Myself? It's none of your business and more droll to keep you guessing."
But you forget, I am a fourth year psych stud and my professional training tells me that when people answer points like that, they have something to hide. Yippeeeeeeee!! You are ripe for victimization!!! Oh Mickey, its not animals is it? You've not been playing hide the sausage with Gourney the Guinea Pig have you? You beast.
Or you aren't one of those dreadful metros who are so confused they end up shagging themselves.
No matter, we are equal opportunity bigots here and you are very welcome.
You then drooled
"Tell us your answers beforehand and I may deign to reply more fully in kind afterward",
You show me yours first and then I'll show you mine.
At 5:51 PM,
Anonymous said…
Further awkward juvenilia, Arthur?
I guess, based on your embarrassing history and pattern of rancid behavior we should expect no more than that. I had some hope of something a bit more intelligent, but...oh, well. 'Nuff said about that.
I showed some of your more rabid posts to a psychologist recently. His opinion is that you have some kind of psychosis, with some apparent gender confusion, possibly. Poor rabbit.
And now you claim to be a _fourth_ year psychology student. Hmmm... thought it was third year. At least that's what you said. I'm guessing your higher education is based on imaginary correspondence courses.
Just what is your agenda, anyway? Studying how people react to rhetorical provocation? Here's some toilet paper, now that you've soiled yourself. Maybe you can write your thesis on it afterward, but then, your words might offend the shit on the TP.
I will have some more to say about your most recent rejoinders above later, but guess what? I actually have a life and have some more important things to do right now.
Cheerio!
-M
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