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Saturday, October 21, 2006

Do We Care

Do we care if earth is a penal colostomy for aliens?

Do we care about why ET’s here?

Do we care if there’s another pig ugly face of Mars?

Do we care if there’s an alien scheme?

Do we care if John Keel is on his way out?

Do we care if Carl Sagan has risen from his grave and opened a supermarket?

No.

Do we care about anything? Yes.

What?

Fish cakes.

Is that what you’d like to see discussed on Updates? People talking about fish cakes?

Yes.

Why?

You have to ask?

I see your point.

posted by Arthur @ 2:37 PM  

4 Comments:

  • At 2:50 PM, Blogger Arthur said…

    Reading between the lines here Artie, you give the definite impression of being bored by the fare on offer on Updates at the moment. Would that be correct? Why am I asking you? I am you and I know the answer. Isn't it a bit unrealistic to be expecting fireworks all the time? To be "entertained" constantly? Surely there has to be highs and lows? What's that you say? Same old faces constantly? Well that's not strictly true is it but even if it were, if you don't like it you could always do something about it. Why are you asking me "What?" We've already established that I am you and you are me so you know the answer. That's it; you can be sick. You haven't been sick for a while here, have you, and we both know how much you like it. Are you ready? Good. One, two, three raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalph. Any carrots again? No? Ah, but a bit of mangey spaghetti from breakfast. That's my boy.

     

  • At 1:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Arthur, those sadsacked ufools are ranting about fish cakes because they haven't eaten good ________ in ages.

     

  • At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What a glorious spectacle! Not only is Arthur now talking to himself within the same posting, but one of his alter-id's is providing secondary commentary!

    Your multiple-personalities shtick and self-delusional expectorations are a wilfully wonky wonderland of waste. Wunderbar! And I do mean under the bar. Surely you can do better than that...me and my alien friends are getting bored again.

    *Sigh*

     

  • At 2:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    >>Do we care if John Keel is on his way out?<<

    Do not ever forget what Keel said about those flicking lights that the interdimensional entities flash at us. DO NOT LOOK INTO THOSE LIGHTS! They will hynotise you and then your life will go to shambles from there. It's the curse of contactees, experiencers and even ufo investigators. They often end up with physical or mental illnesses, some die of cancer or heart attacks and some die from committing suicide.

    I know this board is meant for humour but please still be careful. Do not dabble!

     

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