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Vos es a canis. Vos have brains of a snail quisnam has been eaten per a sus. Vestri caput capitis est tantus ut vos cannot ingredior per foris vacuus hitting vestri ferreus. Super annus is has had an accumalating motum , adeo ut vos currently have mental aevum of a three annus vetus. Vos have nusquam loquor quod nusquam ut affero. Vos would exsisto melior off sitting in a angulus in a scamnum totus dies in vestri own , non sermo ut alius liberi.
Alius ut , Ego per amo vos.
Alius ut , Ego per amo vos.
posted by Arthur @ 7:49 AM
7 Comments:
At 12:11 AM,
Anonymous said…
For those in the ever-dwindling audience, I will attempt to translate:
Vos es a canis.
("You are a dog." Or jackal. Maybe even a wicker basket!?)
Vos have brains of a snail quisnam has been eaten per a sus.
("You have [the] brains of a snail which has been eaten by a pig.")
[Gosh, that's such a clever and incisive put-down, Artie. Calling Salvador Dali!]
Vestri caput capitis est tantus ut vos cannot ingredior per foris vacuus hitting vestri ferreus.
(??--"Your head is so big that you couldn't get through an open door without hitting it..." on something--iron? I hope I'm not being too cruel and unyielding, but Arthur's ad hoc Latin and English mashup lacks greatly in clarity, grammar, and syntax.)
Super annus is has had an accumalating motum,
(Boy, this escapes me. "Age has had an accumulating effect,"?) [Note the misspelling. Tsk, tsk.]
adeo ut vos currently have mental aevum of a three annus vetus.
("truly you currently have [the] mental age of a three year old child")
Vos have nusquam loquor quod nusquam ut affero.
(Beats me--"You have on no occasion said [?] as far as nowhere to report." Huh? Arthur will have to explain--I don't know Latin, and if someone wants to insult me, they ought to at least do it in a language I can understand.)
Vos would exsisto melior off sitting in a angulus in a scamnum totus dies in vestri own , non sermo ut alius liberi.
("You would be better off sitting in a corner in [on?] a stool all day on your own, not speaking to [the] other children.)
Alius ut , Ego per amo vos.
(Other [wise? while?], I love you.)
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Ahem. So which is it? Dog, child, swollen head, or what? Get your allusions straight. It was a fun exercise, using a latin to english tranlation sw demo, but kind of a waste of time. You can't even get your Latin lingo down properly. Sic.
English/Latin mashups, without even correct grammar, syntax, or correct spelling is somewhat silly, don't you think? Oh, forgive me, I forgot you _don't_ think...very well.
Aput consuetudo, vostrum latinus suctus, autem sic facio meus.
"Absentem laedit cum ebrio qui litigat." Isn't it time for you to sober up and get on with real life?
Your habits are showing, so get thee to a p/nunnery. All I can say in closing is, "castigat ridendo mores." As is my custom, you now are knighted as a self-evolving narcissistic bad joke. You have always wanted an OSBE, right (Order of the Sardonic Bristish Excreter)?
Oh, and I love you too, you vicious, poor bastard.
Happy neurosis!
Sincerely,
Michael
At 6:00 AM,
The Odd Emperor said…
Arthur's ad hoc Latin and English mashup lacks greatly in clarity, grammar, and syntax.)
That’s putting it very nicely, I would not even call this ad-hoc Latin. This is an insult to pig Latin! Oday ouyay undersatndway?
Super annus is has had an accumalating motum,
(Boy, this escapes me. "Age has had an accumulating effect,"?) [Note the misspelling. Tsk, tsk.]
Very stylish!
I think that means, “big ass with lots of poop.”
ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt! Works MUCH better!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1001719/posts
Vos have nusquam loquor quod nusquam ut affero.
(Beats me--"You have on no occasion said [?] as far as nowhere to report." Huh? Arthur will have to explain--I don't know Latin, and if someone wants to insult me, they ought to at least do it in a language I can understand.)
“You have universal (unlimited) speaking with unlimited affero?” ---WTF?
Baa!
This is a bunch of stupid junk from someone who apparently has very little to say.
At 3:12 AM,
Anonymous said…
Ha! "anonymous michael" actually takes the time to translate it, post it and then criticizes Arthur for writing it in the first place! Anonymous Michael's posts bear a resemblence to two of Ufoology's self-important blowhards -> a Mr. L and a Mr. K.
At 5:30 AM,
The Odd Emperor said…
Ha! "anonymous michael" actually takes the time to translate it, post it and then criticizes Arthur for writing it in the first place! Anonymous Michael's posts bear a resemblence to two of Ufoology's self-important blowhards -> a Mr. L and a Mr. K.
Heh! Nice try!
I sincerely doubt that Alfred has anything to do with this piece of work but you are closer than you know.
It’s always fascinating to watch people argue with themselves, don’t you think?
At 3:12 AM,
Anonymous said…
" Heh! Nice try!
I sincerely doubt that Alfred has anything to do with this piece of work but you are closer than you know.
It’s always fascinating to watch people argue with themselves, don’t you think? "
Emperor of the Odd - Are you inferring the anonymous in question is the other blowhard?
At 3:24 AM,
The Odd Emperor said…
Certainly another blowhard. I really doubt that it’s Mr. K either. That much is obvious. Some of the anon posts here have been placed here by this Arthur sock. They are pretty easy to spot. I find the whole thing rather amusing in a recursive kind of way.
A troll using a sock puppet to place an anonymous posting their own weblog.
Very funny stuff!
At 6:11 PM,
Anonymous said…
I can almost hear the calliope softly playing in the background...
There! Can't you hear it now? Listen....!
**************************************************
For the benefit of Mr. Kite
there will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
late of Pablo Fanques' fair, what a scene
Over men and horses hoops and garters
and lastly through a hogshead of real fire
In this way Mr. K will challenge the world!
The celebrated Mr. K
performs his feats on Saturday at Bishopsgate
The Hendersons will dance and sing
as Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late
Messers K. and H. assure the public
their production will be second to none
And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz!
The band begins at ten to six
when Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill!
********************************************
[Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!]
---Beatles
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